Subway Jesus or just some blind hipster posing for an ironic photo he’ll never see?
Meadow Gazing Jesus or just some Backyard Farming Hipster from Greenpoint?
Ziggy Stardust Jesus or a hipster with a penchant for Indian fabric?
MySpace Jesus or just some Digital Hipster posing for an ironic profile pic?
Speedo Jesus or just some bikini-clad beatnik enjoying the fruits of Fire Island?
MC Jesus or just some poetic hipster dropping knowledge at open-mic night?
Jew-Fro Jesus or just some Woodland Hipster showing off his new Threadless T-shirt?
Self-Portrait Jesus or just some wannabe photog shooting stills on his Leica?
Spiced Rum Jesus or just some mustached-drunkard on the hunt for a chaser?
Sleepy Jesus or just some tranqued-up transient with a Klonopin prescription?
Kenny G Jesus or just some Animal Collective reject in the midst of a shoe-gazing solo jam?
Unabomber Jesus or just some pierced hipster trolling McCarren Park for a quick fix?
Buddy Holly Jesus or just some Bespectacled Burner on his way to Black Rock Desert?
Hand Jive Jesus or just some culturally-sensitive NYU student brushing up on his ASL skills?
Coffee messiah or soy latte guzzling east Austinite?
